027425SLTS "Shake Your Shamrocks Ladies T-Shirt" "This white cotton ladies t-shirt reads ""Shake Your Shamrocks""... a great play on words! This one is sure to get you noticed!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/027425SLTSb.jpg 027424SLTS "Stop Staring At My Shamrocks Ladies T-Shirt" "A funny t-shirt for the ladies! ""Stop Staring At My Shamrocks"" is printed in kelly green on a white cotton t-shirt. Note how the shamrocks are ""strategically"" placed!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/027424SLTSb.jpg 027423SLTS "Kiss Me Im Shit Faced T-Shirt" "A great take on the classic line - this one reads ""Kiss Me I'm Shit Faced"" - and is sure to get a laugh! Printed on a kelly green cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/027423SLTSb.jpg 027422SLTS "Drink Til Yer Green T-Shirt" "Whether you're celebrating St. Patrick's Day or just celebrating your Irish heritage, this shirt is certainly the way to show it! ""Drink Til Yer Green"" is printed in cool styling on a kelly green cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/027422SLTSb.jpg 027421SLTS "Irish Drinking Team T-Shirt" "Be part of the Irish Drinking Team with the white cotton t-shirt. The print is distressed to look as if you have worn it for years!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/027421SLTSb.jpg 027420SLTS "Lick My Balls They're Irish T-Shirt" "This funny, white cotton t-shirt reads ""Lick My Balls, They're Irish"" in a cool, kelly green font. Perfect for St. Patrick's Day - or any other day of the year!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/027420SLTSb.jpg 027418SLTS "Your Mom Is My Epic Mount T-Shirt" "On the front of this black cotton t-shirt is a golden horse. Printed above it says: ""Your Mom is My Epic Mount."" Great t-shirt for laughs and fun!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/027418SLTSb.jpg 027417SLTS "Straight T-Shirt" "This grey cotton t-shirt with a rainbow in shades of grey reads ""Straight"" across the front. Great t-shirt!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/027417SLTSb.jpg 027416SLTS "Fuck Me I'm Irish Ladies T-Shirt" "" http://images.oldglory.com/product/027416SLTSb.jpg 027415SLTS "Fuck Me Im Irish T-Shirt" "This kelly green cotton t-shirt says: ""Fuck Me, I'm Irish!"" on the front. Great t-shirt for the lucky Irish people out there, for St. Patrick's Day, or just because! Great t-shirt!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/027415SLTSb.jpg 027414SLTS "Jailbait Ladies T-Shirt" "This light pink baby doll t-shirt reads: ""Jailbait"" across the front in a darker pink. This awesome shirt for the ladies is a must have!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/027414SLTSb.jpg 026774SLTS "Question Mark T-Shirt" "This black cotton t-shirt with a bright orange and yellow question mark on the front of it comes to you from World of Warcraft. This is an awesome t-shirt to draw attention and questions at the same time. Great find!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/026774SLTSb.jpg 026773SLTS "Got WOW? T-Shirt" "This black cotton t-shirt comes to you from the popular game, World of Warcraft. ""Got WoW?"" is seen on the front. Great t-shirt for World of Warcraft fans everywhere." http://images.oldglory.com/product/026773SLTSb.jpg 026772SLTS "Exclamation Point T-Shirt" "Get your next Quest when you wear this black cotton t-shirt from World of Warcraft! The popular Quest Giver is seen on the front of this awesome t-shirt from World of Warcraft!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/026772SLTSb.jpg 026771SLTS "Celebrities Suck T-Shirt" """Celebrities Suck"" is written in a wild west font across the front of this red cotton t-shirt. Awesome t-shirt for anyone who is sick of celebrities and their antics!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/026771SLTSb.jpg 026681PATS "Morning Wood White/Orange Ringer T-Shirt" "The birds are chirping, and the sun is rising. Something else is seems to be rising in the morning air. Let your friends know that pitching a tent's not just for camping - and is ""so much fun"". White cotton t-shirt with orange ringers." http://images.oldglory.com/product/026681PATSb.jpg 026626SLTS "Yin Yang White T-Shirt" "This white cotton t-shirt has the popular Yin Yang sign on the front. The black and white contrast definitely makes this t-shirt an eye-catcher!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/026626SLTSb.jpg 026625SLTS "Darwin White T-Shirt" "The popular Christian symbol, the ichthys, has a new image. This white cotton t-shirt, inspired by Charles Darwin and his theory, has the Christian ichthys on the front, except with legs and feet, to demonstrate the theory of evolutionism. Darwin is written on the inside. Great t-shirt and very funny!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/026625SLTSb.jpg 026624SLTS "Jerk T-Shirt" "This black cotton t-shirt says very bluntly in white: Jerk. Great t-shirt for anyone who is a jerk and wants to display it proudly, or for those of you who want to tell someone that they are a jerk. Awesome find." http://images.oldglory.com/product/026624SLTSb.jpg 026623SLTS "Darwin Black T-Shirt" "" http://images.oldglory.com/product/026623SLTSb.jpg 026622SLTS "Greek Eat Me T-Shirt" "In the traditional college style Greek life font, comes this black cotton t-shirt. ""Eat Me"" is written on the front in stark white, which definitely makes this t-shirt eye catching. This shirt is a must-have!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/026622SLTSb.jpg 026621SLTS "Yin Yang Black T-Shirt" "This awesome black cotton t-shirt is a must have. The popular Yin Yang sign is seen on the front. The black and white contrast definitely makes this t-shirt an eye-catcher!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/026621SLTSb.jpg 026620SLTS "Your Mom Rated E Green T-Shirt" "" http://images.oldglory.com/product/026620SLTSb.jpg 026619SLTS "Your Mom Rated E Red T-Shirt" "" http://images.oldglory.com/product/026619SLTSb.jpg 026618SLTS "Your Mom Rated E Charcoal T-Shirt" "" http://images.oldglory.com/product/026618SLTSb.jpg 026341GOTL "Skull and Crossbones Long Sleeve" "A classic skull and crossbones graces the front of this long sleeved black cotton shirt. Awesome shirt for those pirates out there: Yarr!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/026341GOTLb.jpg 025014SLTS "Biohazard Symbol Yellow T-Shirt" "The biohazard symbol is printed in black on the front of this yellow cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/025014SLTSb.jpg 024871GOTS "Pirate Skull and Crossbones Ladies T-Shirt" "The skull and crossbones are prominently printed in white on this black cotton ladies t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/024871GOTSb.jpg 024870GOTS "Skull and Crossbones T-Shirt" "The skull and crossbones are prominently printed in white on this black cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/024870GOTSb.jpg 024740SLTS "Cockblocker T-Shirt" "A play on the popular Blockbuster logo, comes this yellow cotton t-shirt. ""Cockblocker"" is seen on the front in bright blue letters! Awesome t-shirt!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/024740SLTSb.jpg 024739SLTS "Quiet Neighbor With Freezer T-Shirt" "This black t-shirt reads ""I am the quiet neighbor with the big freezer"" in white on the front. Great t-shirt to get strange looks, or laughs! Awesome find!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/024739SLTSb.jpg 024738SLTS "Slut Ladies T-Shirt" "A play on the popular Slayer logo, this black baby doll tee for the ladies reads: ""Slut"" with the lightning bolt inside the logo. Awesome find for the ladies!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/024738SLTSb.jpg 024351SLTS "Dirty T-Shirt" "The perfect shirt for anyone who is dirty. This black cotton t-shirt features a scattered white print." http://images.oldglory.com/product/024351SLTSb.jpg 024349SLTS "Lifeguard T-Shirt" "Whether you are actually a Lifeguard or just wish you were - this is the shirt for you! The white print stating LIFEGUARD with a medic cross below contasts nicely against the bright red, cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/024349SLTSb.jpg 024348SLTS "Fascist T-Shirt" "Fascist: somebody who supports or advocates a system of government characterized by dictatorship, centralized control of private enterprise, repression of all opposition, and extreme nationalism. Are you a fascist? If so, display it proudly by wearing this black cotton t-shirt with white distressed print." http://images.oldglory.com/product/024348SLTSb.jpg 024347SLTS "Union Jack T-Shirt" "The Union Jack flag is featured in a distressed print on the front of this athletic grey cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/024347SLTSb.jpg 024346SLTS "Biohazard Symbol Orange T-Shirt" "The Biohazard symbol is printed in black on the orange cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/024346SLTSb.jpg 024345SLTS "Royal Airforce Target T-Shirt" "The Royal Airforce target symbol is printed on the front of this white cotton t-shirt with blue ringers." http://images.oldglory.com/product/024345SLTSb.jpg 024344SLTS "Peace Sign T-Shirt" "Peace! The peace sign is printed on this olive green cotton t-shirt. Spread the love!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/024344SLTSb.jpg 024343SLTS "Rising Sun Kamikaze Flag T-Shirt" "This white cotton t-shirt features a red print of the Japan Kamikaze flag." http://images.oldglory.com/product/024343SLTSb.jpg 024342SLTS "Radiation Symbol T-Shirt" "The symbol for radiation is printed in black against a bright yellow cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/024342SLTSb.jpg 023729SLTS "Innuendo Company - Buster Cherry Pie T-Shirt" "From Innuendo Company comes this red cotton t-shirt featuring artwork for the Buster Cherry Pie Co. along with their slogan ""Each bite just like the first time!""" http://images.oldglory.com/product/023729SLTSb.jpg 023728SLTS "Hand Solo T-Shirt" "Funny, parody style artwork reads ""Hand Solo"" in red across the front of this light grey cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/023728SLTSb.jpg 023727SLTS "Mow Your Moms Lawn Ringer T-Shirt" "This humorous t-shirt reads ""I mow your mom's lawn"". We're sure you get the innuendo. Printed on a white cotton t-shirt with black ringers." http://images.oldglory.com/product/023727SLTSb.jpg 023726SLTS "Not PMS Ladies T-Shirt" "It's Not PMS, It's You! is printed in red on this pink cotton t-shirt made especially for the ladies!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/023726SLTSb.jpg 023725SLTS "Swinger T-Shirt" "This muddy brown cotton t-shirt features a yellow print that reads ""Swinger"" with a person swinging above - but you get the deeper meaning, right?" http://images.oldglory.com/product/023725SLTSb.jpg 023724SLTS "Innuendo Company - Penis Land T-Shirt" """Welcome to Pen Island! Famous for our Coconuts!"" is printed in tropical blue on this pastel yellow cotton t-shirt. The sun is setting in the background, and the palm trees sway in the breeze. Pen Island? Ever been there? Read quickly, and Pen Island may just look like a different word. Awesomely funny tee!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/023724SLTSb.jpg 023723SLTS "Big Tits Ladies T-Shirt" """Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful, Hate Me Because I Have Big Tits!"" is printed on this black cotton t-shirt! The words are printed in white and hot pink- they really stand out! Just like what the shirt is advertising!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/023723SLTSb.jpg 023722SLTS "I Love KY Ladies T-Shirt" "Did you catch the underlying meaning in this shirt? Yeah, we knew you would. ""I Love KY"" is printed in blue with a red heart on the front of this white cotton ladies t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/023722SLTSb.jpg 023721SLTS "Itty Bitty Titty Ladies T-Shirt" "Are you part of the ""Itty Bitty Titty Committe""? If so, show your pride with this cute, light blue ladies t-shirt. Cotton." http://images.oldglory.com/product/023721SLTSb.jpg 023720SLTS "Deep Throat Ladies T-Shirt" "A giraffe is printed on the front of this orange cotton ladies t-shirt with the words ""Deep Throat"" alongside of it. Get the double meaning?" http://images.oldglory.com/product/023720SLTSb.jpg 023719PRTS "Drama Queen Ladies T-Shirt" "Drama Queen, a play on an already popular logo, is seen on the front of this white cotton t-shirt for the ladies. Drama Queen is written on the inside of a red oval. Great t-shirt for the drama queens out there!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/023719PRTSb.jpg 023718PATS "This Is My Fucking Costume T-Shirt" "Need a costume for Halloween this year? This black cotton t-shirt with orange writing is perfect for your night: ""This is my Fucking Costume"" is printed on the front. For a clean version of this shirt, view item # 023717." http://images.oldglory.com/product/023718PATSb.jpg 023717PATS "This Is My Costume T-Shirt" "Need a costume for Halloween this year? This black cotton t-shirt with orange writing is perfect for your night: ""This is my Costume!"" is printed on the front. For the explicit version of this shirt, view item # 023718." http://images.oldglory.com/product/023717PATSb.jpg 023716PATS "Jack O Lantern Youth T-Shirt" "For the little ones, the spirit of Halloween is alive on this orange cotton youth t-shirt featuring the face of a glowing Jack O Lantern." http://images.oldglory.com/product/023715PATSb.jpg 023715PATS "Jack O Lantern T-Shirt" "The spirit of Halloween is alive on this orange cotton t-shirt featuring the face of a glowing Jack O Lantern." http://images.oldglory.com/product/023715PATSb.jpg 023713SLTS "Red Star T-Shirt" "A black star with a bright red outline is printed on this cool army green cotton t-shirt!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/023713SLTSb.jpg 023712SLTS "Soviet Sickle T-Shirt" "The Soviet hammer and sickle are printed in red and yellow, the colors of Soviet Russia's flag. The hammer and sickle here are an exact representation of what appeared on the flag from 1922-1990. The symbol itself is used to represent peasantry and the industrial working class, and this was a symbol of the unity between the two." http://images.oldglory.com/product/023712SLTSb.jpg 023711SLTS "Medic Cross T-Shirt" "A medic cross is printed in black and outlined in red on the front of this army green cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/023711SLTSb.jpg 023710SLTS "Barcode T-Shirt" "Aren't we all just products of life? This black cotton t-shirt features a barcode in white on the front." http://images.oldglory.com/product/023710SLTSb.jpg 023709PATS "Im With Stupid T-Shirt" "This red cotton t-shirt reads: ""I'm With Stupid"" and a down arrow. Use your imagination when reading this shirt! The words and arrow are printed in blue and yellow and make this shirt a real eye catcher. Awesome t-shirt!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/023709PATSb.jpg 023708PRTS "Cock Blocker T-Shirt" "Are you a cock blocker? This burgundy colored cotton t-shirt shows that you claim to be! Awesome tee!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/023708PRTSb.jpg 023707PATS "Washington Doobie T-Shirt" "The dollar bill version of George Washington is printed on this natural color cotton t-shirt - but check George out - he's smokin a doob!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/023707PATSb.jpg 023706PATS "Naturally Happy T-Shirt" "Show the world you are happy the ""natural"" way with the kelly green cotton t-shirt that reads ""Naturally Happy"" with a pot leaf next to it." http://images.oldglory.com/product/023706PATSb.jpg 023705GOTS "The Devil Made Me Do It T-Shirt" "Let people know it's not your fault - ""The Devil Made Me Do It!"" Black letters with red block background printed on a black cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/023705GOTSb.jpg 023704SLTS "Need Love Too T-Shirt" "Just because someone is in a wheelchair doesn't mean that they don't need love, too! And that's just what this guy is getting in three seperate scenes on the front of this blue cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/023704SLTSb.jpg 023703SLTS "Cat The Other White Meat II T-Shirt" """Cat: The Other White Meat"" is printed beneath an unhappy looking kitty! Perfect for all you cat haters out there, but be warned - cat lovers might hate YOU for this one!!!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/023703SLTSb.jpg 023702PRTS "Get R Laid T-Shirt" "A play on a common label, this white cotton t-shirt shows off ""Geterlaid!""" http://images.oldglory.com/product/023702PRTSb.jpg 023701SLTS "You Had Me At Swallow T-Shirt" "This white t-shirt reads: ""You Had Me at Swallow"" written in red across the front. Simply stated: awesome t-shirt!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/023701SLTSb.jpg 023700PATS "Choking Cock T-Shirt" "This royal blue t-shirt has the words ""I Like to Choke My Cock"" on the front. There's a fist with a rooster's head in the middle of the t-shirt also. This t-shirt's a must have." http://images.oldglory.com/product/023700PATSb.jpg 023699PRTS "Seven Inches Soft T-Shirt" "This great parody design read 7 inches soft in a distressed print on the front of a kelly green cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/023699PRTSb.jpg 023698SLTS "Hopeless Romantic T-Shirt" "Black cotton t-shirt sporting a cutout newspaper article that reads: ""Seeking filthy whore, long nights/days in bed, steamy showers and toys are a must. Absolutely no strings attached. Males need not apply."" Funny tee!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/023698SLTSb.jpg 023697SLTS "I Love Hand Jobs T-Shirt" "This white cotton t-shirt says it all: ""I Love Hand Jobs!""" http://images.oldglory.com/product/023697SLTSb.jpg 023696SLTS "Your Sisters Hot T-Shirt" """Your sister is hot. But your mom is the one that does that thing with her tongue"" is printed on this red cotton t-shirt. This hilariously comical shirt is defintely one to own!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/023696SLTSb.jpg 023695SLTS "Pet It, Lick It, Love It Ringer T-Shirt" """Pet It. Lick It. Love It."" is printed in retro lettering across the front of this white cotton t-shirt. There are red ringers on the collar and sleeves that help to bring out the words on the front. So what to do? Pet It. Lick It. Love It. Sounds good." http://images.oldglory.com/product/023695SLTSb.jpg 023694PRTS "Horny T-Shirt" "This light blue cotton t-shirt shows funny play on a well-known symbol and tells the world you're ""Horny!""" http://images.oldglory.com/product/023694PRTSb.jpg 023693PRTS "Bendover T-Shirt" "This parody shirt boldly says what you can't: ""Bendover"". This light brown cotton t-shirt is sure to catch anyone's attention!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/023693PRTSb.jpg 023692PRTS "Oral Me T-Shirt" "Great parody style artwork is printed on the front of this white cotton t-shirt reading ""Oral Me""." http://images.oldglory.com/product/023692PRTSb.jpg 023691PRTS "Fucker T-Shirt" "Parody style artwork reads ""Fucker"" across the front of this charcoal grey cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/023691PRTSb.jpg 023690PRTS "Freeto Lay T-Shirt" "An awesome play on words- ""Freeto Lay!"" is printed on this orange cotton t-shirt! Very funny- a must have!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/023690PRTSb.jpg 023689SLTS "Yapper, Snapper, Crapper T-Shirt" "This hilarious shirt features a white print that reads ""Where would you like it? Yapper, Snapper, Crapper"" all with cooresponding pictures on a navy cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/023689SLTSb.jpg 023688SLTS "Friends Who Care, Share T-Shirt" """Friends Who Care, Share"" is printed on this blue cotton t-shirt, with a graphic of two friends who ""share!"" Awesomely funny tee!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/023688SLTSb.jpg 023687SLTS "I Hate This Town T-Shirt" "Show your extreme disdain for your town when you wear this burgundy cotton t-shirt. ""I hate this town"" is ""painted"" across the front in white lettering, and the paint has dripped and splattered all over. If you hate the town you're living in, you should defintely own this t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/023687SLTSb.jpg 023686PRTS "Retro State - Mass-Hole Plate T-Shirt" "This great parody of the MA license plate reads ""Mass-Hole"" - The Spirit of America - on this solid red cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/023686PRTSb.jpg 023685PRTS "Retro State - Oregon Beavers Ringer T-Shirt" "Oregon: ""Welcome to the Beaver State!"" is printed on the front of this brown cotton ringer t-shirt from Retro State." http://images.oldglory.com/product/023685PRTSb.jpg 023684PRTS "Retro State - Maryland Crabs T-Shirt" "This funny t-shirt from Retro State features the line ""I got crabs in Maryland"", with a more subtle print in the background that read ""they itch like a bastard"". Great play on words on a light blue tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/023684PRTSb.jpg 023683PRTS "Retro State - Hawaii Come On T-Shirt" "This light yellow cotton t-shirt from Retro State features a tropical print and reads ""Hawaii - Come on I wanna lei ya"". Great play on words!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/023683PRTSb.jpg 023682SLTS "I Love My Geek Ladies T-Shirt" "This white cotton ladies t-shirt reads ""i love my geek"" across the front in pixelated text." http://images.oldglory.com/product/023682SLTSb.jpg 023681SLTS "RTFM T-Shirt" "This black cotton t-shirt read ""rtfm"" in white. For those familiar with computer chat speak, this means ""read the fucking manual""." http://images.oldglory.com/product/023681SLTSb.jpg 023680SLTS "Innuendo Company - Big Shaft Clubs T-Shirt" "From Innuendo Company comes this white cotton t-shirt with green ringers featuring ""Woody's Big Shafts"" http://images.oldglory.com/product/023680SLTSb.jpg 023679SLTS "Innuendo Company - Muff Diving School T-Shirt" "This funny t-shirt from Innuendo Company features the logo for Muff Diving School, along with their motto ""No hole too deep, no cavern too wide"" printed on a light blue cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/023679SLTSb.jpg 022612SLTS "Anti-Love Ladies T-Shirt" "For the ladies who are anti-love, we have this black cotton t-shirt featuring a distressed 'no love' print." http://images.oldglory.com/product/022612SLTSb.jpg 022611SLTS "Anti-Love T-Shirt" "The perfect t-shirt for anyone who is anti-love. Made of pre-shrunk black cotton, this shirt features a distressed 'no hearts' print." http://images.oldglory.com/product/022611SLTSb.jpg 022610SLTS "Love Machine T-Shirt" "Are you a Love Machine? Well, let the world know it with this black cotton t-shirt featuring red print across the front." http://images.oldglory.com/product/022610SLTSb.jpg 021517SLTS "Deck My Balls T-Shirt" "A funny holiday shirt in black cotton for the guys. It reads ""Deck my balls in your boughs of holly... fa la la la la la la la la"". We think you can get the meaning of this one!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/021517SLTSb.jpg 021516SLTS "Open Til Christmas Ladies T-Shirt" "This green cotton ladies tee features a cute little bow with a tag reading ""Do Not Open Til Christmas"". And what a great gift you would make in this shirt!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/021516SLTSb.jpg 021515SLTS "Naughty Nice Ladies T-Shirt" "This light pink cotton ladies tee features a great slogan: ""I'd rather be naughty than nice"" in a perfect red and green holiday print." http://images.oldglory.com/product/021515SLTSb.jpg 021514SLTS "Heavy Eggnog Drinker T-Shirt" "This tan cotton tee features ""Heavy Eggnog Drinker"" printed in brown across the front. Great for anyone who loves their eggnog... spiked or not!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/021514SLTSb.jpg 021513SLTS "Under The Mistletoe Ladies T-Shirt" "This provacative shirt for the ladies comes in red cotton and reads ""Kiss Me Under The Mistletoe"" with the mistletoe hanging low..." http://images.oldglory.com/product/021513SLTSb.jpg 021512SLTS "Under The Mistletoe T-Shirt" "Guys, this one is for you. It says ""Kiss Me Under The Mistletoe"" with the mistletoe hanging low. We think the ladies will take you're hint..." http://images.oldglory.com/product/021512SLTSb.jpg 021511SLTS "My Cock Rocks T-Shirt" "So, maybe this one does have a double meaning... but it is pretty darn funny! ""My Cock Rocks"" is printed on a brown cotton tee. Above the slogan is a rooster rockin' out." http://images.oldglory.com/product/021511SLTSb.jpg 021510SLTS "Assassins From Behind T-Shirt" "This funny tee is red cotton features the slogan ""Assassins Do It From Behind"" along with a small black ninja printed on the back lower corner of the shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/021510SLTSb.jpg 021507SLTS "Got Ink T-Shirt" "A great take on the classic slogan... This one says Got Ink? We know you love those tattoos - and this is the perfect shirt to show it. Black cotton." http://images.oldglory.com/product/021507SLTSb.jpg 021420SLTS "Cow Tipping Team T-Shirt" "Live out in the stick with nothing better to do than head out to a cow pasture? If so, this is your perfect t-shirt! It reads 'All County Champion Cow Tipping' along with an upside-down bovine printed on green cotton." http://images.oldglory.com/product/021420SLTSb.jpg 021412SLTS "Money Cant Buy Happiness T-Shirt" "This funny retro print reads 'Money can't buy happiness... but it can buy drugs and alcohol and that's close enough' on a yellow cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/021412SLTSb.jpg 021411PRTS "Retro State - Nevada Whores T-Shirt" "This blue cotton t-shirt advertises what Nevada is most famous for 'Nevada: Whores and Poker - What happens here stays here'." http://images.oldglory.com/product/021411PRTSb.jpg 021405SLTS "Little Whore T-Shirt" "The print looks sweet with the bubble letters and hearts and all - but read it. 'Your little princess is my little whore'. We know, real nice... Just don't wear it in front of your girlfriend's parents! Navy cotton." http://images.oldglory.com/product/021405SLTSb.jpg 021404SLTS "Pretty Stupid T-Shirt" "Oh, this one seems sweet but keep reading. 'I think you're pretty... (pretty f@%king stupid)' printed in white on the front of this blue cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/021404SLTSb.jpg 021403SLTS "People Taste Like Chicken T-Shirt" "Make people wonder when you wear this black cotton t-shirt. It reads 'I like people - they taste like chicken'." http://images.oldglory.com/product/021403SLTSb.jpg 021402SLTS "Guns Dont Kill People T-Shirt" "This red cotton t-shirt features a white print that read 'Guns don't kill people...' on the front - and 'I do' on the back." http://images.oldglory.com/product/021402SLTSb.jpg 021401PATS "Jamaican Bob Sled T-Shirt" "A Jamaican Bobsledding Team? It doesn't even get COLD in Jamaica! This flag-style design with a pot leaf is printed on the front of a yellow cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/021401PATSb.jpg 021400SLTS "Redneck Flag T-Shirt" "Are you a redneck? Well, wear it proud with this grey cotton t-shirt featuring the confederate flag fronted by REDNECK." http://images.oldglory.com/product/021400SLTSb.jpg 021399SLTS "Im Not Shy Ladies T-Shirt" "I'm Not Shy... I'm Just Examining My Prey. Here's a shirt for all you shy yet not so shy gals out there. Perfectly bad ass on a lightweight hot pink young ladies cut tee. This one is a comfee softee meaning it has a higher stitch count and thinner thread for an extra soft fit and feel." http://images.oldglory.com/product/021399SLTSb.jpg 021398SLTS "Sex More Fun Two People T-Shirt" "We bet everyone will agree with this shirt. A retro style print along with 'Sex... it's more fun with two people' highlights the front of this grey cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/021398SLTSb.jpg 021397SLTS "Bad Monkey Ladies T-Shirt" "This cute lavender ladies t-shirt reads 'I've been a bad monkey' and look at that sad little guy there... Cotton." http://images.oldglory.com/product/021397SLTSb.jpg 021396SLTS "Really Bad Ladies T-Shirt" "This hot pink ladies t-shirt reads 'I need someone really bad... Are you really bad?' We love it!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/021396SLTSb.jpg 021395SLTS "This Long To Ride Ladies T-Shirt" "This circus style print on a black cotton ladies t-shirt reads 'You must be this long to ride'. Guys, we think you'll get the picture." http://images.oldglory.com/product/021395SLTSb.jpg 021394PRTS "Dr Pecker T-Shirt" "No, it's not the soda logo... It's Dr. Pecker!! Printed on the front of a maroon cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/021394PRTSb.jpg 021393SLTS "Ride A Cowboy T-Shirt" "This simple print of a good ol' cowboy reads 'Save a horse, ride a cowboy' on a natural cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/021393SLTSb.jpg 021392SLTS "I Swear To Drunk T-Shirt" "So maybe a few too many does make you screw up your words - and this shirt makes that point. 'I Swear To Drunk I'm Not God' is printed in yellow on the front of a turquoise t-shirt. Dang, that's funny!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/021392SLTSb.jpg 021391SLTS "Drinking No Problem T-Shirt" "Wear this green cotton t-shirt and let people know how you feel about your alcohol intake. It reads 'People say I have a drinking problem. I drink, I fall down and I pass out... No problem'." http://images.oldglory.com/product/021391SLTSb.jpg 021390SLTS "Rebel Flag T-Shirt" "The Confederate Flag aka the Rebel Flag is printed in red, white and blue on the front of this grey cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/021390SLTSb.jpg 021389SLTS "Tuxedo T-Shirt" "Why dress up when you can look oh-so-spiffy in this classic tuxedo t-shirt. This one is a distressed print for the warn in look." http://images.oldglory.com/product/021389SLTSb.jpg 021388SLTS "I Love To Make Boys Cry Ladies T-Shirt" "Show your hobby proudly! 'I love to make boys cry' is printed on the front of this white cotton ladies t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/021388SLTSb.jpg 021387PRTS "Retro State - Bigger In Texas T-Shirt" "This rust colored cotton t-shirt features the Retro State print 'Everything is bigger in Texas'. Ain't that the truth!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/021387PRTSb.jpg 021386SLTS "Innuendo Company - Crafty T-Shirt" "This white cotton t-shirt from Innuendo Company features a front print of The Crafty Cock - Cock Fighting Arena, along with the slogan 'We bet you'll enjoy a good cock beating!'. On the lower back it reads 'The most beautiful cocks around'." http://images.oldglory.com/product/021386SLTSb.jpg 021299SLTS "Ass Gas Or Grass T-Shirt" "A classic saying printed on a black cotton t-shirt, along with the siloutte of a chick on a motorcycle - 'Ass, gas or grass. No one rides for free.'" http://images.oldglory.com/product/021299SLTSb.jpg 021140GOTS "Hellbound - 666 Red T-Shirt" "This blood red t-shirt from Hellbound features the number of the devil, 666, in dripping black print on the front. And on the upper back, a black pentagram." http://images.oldglory.com/product/021140GOTSb.jpg 020975GOTS "666 Glow Ladies T-Shirt" "This black cotton ladies t-shirt features a 666 design with little devils hanging out all over it." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020975GOTSb.jpg 020965SLTS "Uranus Is Awesome T-Shirt" "This funny, navy cotton t-shirt reads 'Uranus is Awesome', along with a pic of a planet. But you get the double-meaning, right?" http://images.oldglory.com/product/020965SLTSb.jpg 020964SLTS "Endangered Species Taste Better T-Shirt" "This one is sure to piss off some people and that's why you need it! It reads 'Endangered Species Taste Better' in white print on an army green cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020964SLTSb.jpg 020963SLTS "Nice Tits See My Balls Ladies T-Shirt" "Are you a ballsy chick? This is your perfect shirt. It reads 'You think my tits are nice... you should see my balls!' - printed on a hot pink cotton ladies t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020963SLTSb.jpg 020962SLTS "Quit Your Job T-Shirt" "This white cotton t-shirt with green ringers reads 'Quit your job and play video games' in green print. This one is for the true gamers out there!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/020962SLTSb.jpg 020961SLTS "Sex - Do It For The Kids T-Shirt" "This funny, green cotton t-shirt features a mom, dad and baby and reads 'Sex - Do it for the kids'." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020961SLTSb.jpg 020960SLTS "U Reckem Auto T-Shirt" "This funny ad-style shirt reads 'U Reckem Auto Insurance'. And their motto is 'Don't dwell in the past - Drive Fast. Your fault? We've got you covered. Call 555-OOPS.' Printed on a grey cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020960SLTSb.jpg 020959SLTS "Employee Of Month T-Shirt" "Even if you weren't named Employee Of The Month you can certainly feel like it wearing this green cotton t-shirt. (And it gives your boss a good hint...)" http://images.oldglory.com/product/020959SLTSb.jpg 020958SLTS "Veggie Burgers Taste Better T-Shirt" "If you're sick of the vegetarians telling you not to eat meat, let them know by wearing this red cotton t-shirt. It reads 'Veggie Burgers Taste Better With Bacon'." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020958SLTSb.jpg 020957SLTS "Dilf Ladies T-Shirt" "You've heard of MILF... Well, this one is for the ladies. 'got dilf?"" is printed in white on the front of this pretty blue cotton ladies t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020957SLTSb.jpg 020956SLTS "Kill The Whales T-Shirt" "This funny t-shirt reads 'Kill the whales before they kill you' - and check out that evil looking whale. Printed on a light blue cotton t-shirt. And for all you earthy folks who are going to get mad at this one, remember it's only a joke!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/020956SLTSb.jpg 020955SLTS "Fuck Bush T-Shirt" "This black cotton t-shirt reads 'Fuck Bush' in a patriotic print. Enough said." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020955SLTSb.jpg 020953SLTS "Soldiers Are Dying T-Shirt" "Against the war in Iraq? Make your statement with this army green cotton t-shirt. It reads 'Soldiers are dying to fill your gas tank'." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020953SLTSb.jpg 020952SLTS "Guns Are Fun T-Shirt" "This retro style print of a guy and a gun is printed on an natural tan color cotton t-shirt along with the line ""My mom says guns are fun""." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020952SLTSb.jpg 020951SLTS "Pirate Booty Hunter T-Shirt" "Are you a member of the Booty Hunters Club? Well, here is the shirt for you. Black cotton, with a pirate style print. It also reads 'Always on a quest to reveal your hidden treasures' and 'Driven by the call of booty - Member Est. 1669'." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020951SLTSb.jpg 020950SLTS "I Hate School Ringer T-Shirt" "Do you hate school? Make it known by wearing this retro looking white/red ringer t-Shirt. The screen print looks like someone scribbled 'I Hate School' in their notebook along with other little doodles. This shirt is too cool for school!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/020950SLTSb.jpg 020949SLTS "I Need Head T-Shirt" "This blue cotton shirt reads 'I Need Head', along with person missing a head. But read deeper into it and you're sure to get the joke." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020949SLTSb.jpg 020948SLTS "Big Cock T-Shirt" "This shirt is for all you ""Cock Sure"" guys out there. A high quality, cotton tangerine t-shirt with a big cock (yes, a rooster) printed on the front. Very funny, you are sure to get noticed with this one." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020948SLTSb.jpg 020947SLTS "I Used To Be Schizophrenic T-Shirt" "This white cotton shirt reads ""I used to be schizophrenic but we're ok now"". So maybe you've got the other personalities under control and maybe you don't. But no one needs to know, right?" http://images.oldglory.com/product/020947SLTSb.jpg 020946SLTS "Tomato T-Shirt" "The classic phrase takes a funny twist on this white cotton t-shirt. It reads ""You say tomato, I say fuck you"". Yeah, we're still laughing, too." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020946SLTSb.jpg 020945SLTS "Eat At The Y T-Shirt" "This white cotton t-shirt reads Eat @ The Y. But check out the design and we bet you'll guess the deeper meaning." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020945SLTSb.jpg 020944SLTS "Cereal Killer T-Shirt" "This funny t-shirt reads Cereal Killer - and is that Snap (or Crackle or Pop) with a knife in his hand? And is that Toucan Sam's head on the ground? Yellow cotton." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020944SLTSb.jpg 020943SLTS "Huge In Japan T-Shirt" "Are you a superstar that no one knows about? Wear this t-shirt and let everyone know! It reads ""I'm huge in Japan"" on blue cotton." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020943SLTSb.jpg 020942SLTS "Harry Pothead T-Shirt" "Very funny parody shirt on green cotton. It reads on the front ""Harry is a Pothead"" and on the back ""and the Sorcerer's Stoned""." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020942SLTSb.jpg 020941SLTS "Stop Staring At My Eyes T-Shirt" "Are you tired of chicks telling you to stop staring at their chest? Then wear this shirt and let them know how you feel. It reads ""Tell your tits to stop staring at my eyes""." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020941SLTSb.jpg 020940SLTS "Flush Me Cuz Im Da Shit T-Shirt" "If you think highly of yourself, this shirt is for you! It reads Flush Me Cuz I'm Da Shit in a cool, red print on a yellow cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020940SLTSb.jpg 020939SLTS "I Support Single Mothers T-Shirt" "This funny, white cotton t-shirt with blue ringers features a silouette design of a chick on a pole with ""I Support Single Mothers"" printed next to it... and on the back it says ""One Dollar At A Time""." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020939SLTSb.jpg 020938SLTS "Please Sit Here T-Shirt" "This black cotton t-shirt will let them know what's on your mind. It features a road sign style print that says ""Please Sit Here"" pointing up to your face." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020938SLTSb.jpg 020937SLTS "Woodchuck Chug Ringer T-Shirt" "This funny green cotton ringer t-shirt features a woodchuck drinking a beer, along with a twist to the classic rhyme ""How much beer could a woodchuck chug if a woodchuck could chug beer?"" This one is a comfee softee which means it has a high stitch count and thinner thread to give it a extra soft and comforable fit and feel." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020937SLTSb.jpg 020936SLTS "Quit Your Job Ladies T-Shirt" "This green cotton ladies t-shirt features a yellow print and says Quit Your Job And Play Video Games along with a classic Nintendo controller." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020936SLTSb.jpg 020935SLTS "Good Girls, Bad Girls Ladies T-Shirt" """Good Girls are just Bad Girls who Don't Get Caught."" Now this is a super cute sheer jersey off-the-shoulder T-Shirt for all you ""Good Girls"" out there. The style is very 'now' in pretty ""Good Girl"" colors Aqua blue, Purple and Lilac! This shirt is sure to get you noticed." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020935SLTSb.jpg 020934SLTS "Gynecologist Work For Free T-Shirt" "The front of this blue cotton t-shirt says Gynecologist, but that back is even funnier - it says I Work For Free!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/020934SLTSb.jpg 020933SLTS "Groupie Ladies T-Shirt" "This pretty purple cotton ladies t-shirt says Groupie in a cute bubble print." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020933SLTSb.jpg 020932SLTS "Deep Throat T-Shirt" "This orange cotton t-shirt features a giraffe with the phrase Deep Throat. We think you can get the twist." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020932SLTSb.jpg 020930SLTS "Pierced In Places Ladies T-Shirt" "Ladies, have you got piercings under those clothes? If so, this shirt is for you. Says ""Pierced in places you'd love to lick"". Wear this tee and you'll definately keep 'em guessing. Black cotton." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020930SLTSb.jpg 020929SLTS "Trailer Park Trash Missing T-Shirt" "This funny, tan cotton t-shirt says ""The trailer park called, their trash is missing"". Great insult. Enough said." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020929SLTSb.jpg 020928SLTS "Vagina-Tarian T-Shirt" "Some people don't eat meat and say they are vegetarians. Well, we think that you can guess what someone eats when they wear this shirt..." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020928SLTSb.jpg 020927SLTS "Swallows Ladies T-Shirt" "This light yellow cotton ladies t-shirt says ""Swallows"". Hey, get your mind out of the gutter! Can't you see those cute little Swallows (yes, the birds) on this shirt. Alright, maybe there could be double meaning to this one..." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020927SLTSb.jpg 020926SLTS "Overworked Underlaid T-Shirt" "We know that many, many of you out there can relate to this green cotton t-shirt. ""Overworked and Underlaid"". Aren't we all?" http://images.oldglory.com/product/020926SLTSb.jpg 020924SLTS "Nice Package Ringer T-Shirt" "Let everyone know what's down below! This white cotton t-shirt with black ringers says ""Nice Package!"" with a big, red arrow pointing down..." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020924SLTSb.jpg 020923SLTS "Men Are Pigs Ladies T-Shirt" "This yellow cotton ladies t-shirt features green print stating ""Men are pigs. Pigs are pork. Eat pork."" So, if you aren't the biggest fan of the male species - or just a little bitter - this is your perfect shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020923SLTSb.jpg 020922SLTS "Old School Dork T-Shirt" "This white cotton t-shirt with black ringers says ""Old School Dork"" - and check out the letters - they are in the classic Pac-Man styling!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/020922SLTSb.jpg 020921SLTS "/AFK T-Shirt" "If you're computer saavy, you know that the print on this t-shirt, /AFK, means Away From Keyboard. And maybe you are away from your computer's keyboard, or just the keyboard of life. Either way, this shirt is pretty darn funny!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/020921SLTSb.jpg 020920SLTS ";D Ladies Kelly Green T-Shirt" "This ladies kelly green t-shirt is for the computer savy, featuring the winking, big smile symbol. Super cute! This young ladies' fitted t-shirt is made out of a light weight, cotton jersey." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020920SLTSb.jpg 020919SLTS "/dance T-Shirt" "All you computer chatters will love this one. ""/dance"" along with a disco ball is printed in blue on the front of this light blue cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020919SLTSb.jpg 020918SLTS "I Love Joysticks Ladies T-Shirt" "This yellow cotton ladies t-shirt features the phrase ""I love to play with joysticks"" along with a pic of the classic video game joystick. Double meaning? Could be..." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020918SLTSb.jpg 020917SLTS "I Love To Play With My Joystick T-Shirt" "This retro brown cotton t-shirt features the classic joystick and the phrase ""I love to play with my joystick"". Could there be a double-meaning in that? Hmmm..." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020917SLTSb.jpg 020864PATS "I Love Carbs Ladies T-Shirt" "You love em and you know it. And this is the perfect shirt to show your love. ""I Love Carbs"". Screw the diets - eat what you want! Black cotton ladies tee. Young Ladies T-shirts are specialty cut to fit young women just right!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/020864PATSb.jpg 020862PATS "I Love Beer Pong T-Shirt" "A fan of Beer Pong? You know, the table game involving cups of beer and the skill to throw a ping pong ball into them... Show you love for the game on this white cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020862PATSb.jpg 020861PATS "I Love Happy Endings T-Shirt" "Keep your message positive even if it has a double meaning! ""I Love Happy Endings"" is printed boldly on this cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020861PATSb.jpg 020860PATS "I Love Cops T-Shirt" "This funny white cotton t-shirt features the slogan I LOVE COPS (with a heart instead of LOVE) across the front." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020860PATSb.jpg 020859PATS "I Love Soccer Moms T-Shirt" "Say it loud, say it proud, or just wear it on your chest. ""I Love Soccer Moms"" is printed - a heart in place of ""love"" - on this white cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020859PATSb.jpg 020823SLTS "Kiss My Bass Ladies T-Shirt" "A great twist on words! ""Kiss My Bass"", along with a fish, is printed on the front of this ladies brown cotton ringer t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020823SLTSb.jpg 020822SLTS "Kiss My Bass Ringer T-Shirt" "A great twist on words! ""Kiss My Bass"", along with a fish, is printed on the front of this blue cotton ringer t-shirt. If you want the ladies Kiss My Bass Ringer T-Shirt, go to item #020823." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020822SLTSb.jpg 020821SLTS "Kick It Old School Baseball T-Shirt" "This white and green cotton baseball tee features an 8-track with ""Kick It Old School"" on it. A cool design for those who love the retro style." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020821SLTSb.jpg 020820SLTS "Drooling On The Short Bus T-Shirt" "You're ""special"" and you know it. And this shirt will show it. ""Drooling and waiting for the short bus"" is printed in black on the front of a golden yellow t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020820SLTSb.jpg 020819SLTS "Hookt N Ebonix T-Shirt" "Keep studying and you too will be ""Hookt' N Ebonix!"" Shout it out to all your friends with this cotton t-Shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020819SLTSb.jpg 020818SLTS "Hass-Ole T-Shirt" "Just move the H in front of the O and you have the message clearly stated. Funny t-shirt in bright orange cotton." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020818SLTSb.jpg 020802GOTS "Hellbound - 666 T-Shirt" "Are you a friend of the devil? This shirt has his number dripping in blood red print. And on the back, a pentagram. Black cotton." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020802GOTSb.jpg 020801GOTS "Hellbound - Antichrist T-Shirt" """Antichrist"" is printed in blood red on the front of this black cotton tee. Perfect for you dark side." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020801GOTSb.jpg 020800GOTS "Hellbound - Flaming Pentagram T-Shirt" "This tee features a flaming pentagram printed on the front. Black cotton." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020800GOTSb.jpg 020799GOTS "Hellbound - Kill You Last T-Shirt" "It's a little funny, a little scary... and perfect for your darker side. ""I like you. I'll kill you last."" is printed on the front of this black cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020799GOTSb.jpg 020798GOTS "Hellbound - Came Out To Feed T-Shirt" "Are you a creature of the night? If so, this shirt is for you. ""I only came out to feed"" is printed in blood red on the front of this black cotton tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020798GOTSb.jpg 020595PATS "Crippled Royal T-Shirt" "Now you know what they mean when they say 'Wheelchair Weed'. Bright, white logo on a blue royal cotton shirt!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/020595PATSb.jpg 020594SLTS "Dang Ladies T-Shirt" "Ladies, say it simple - DANG! Wear this cute, yellow cotton tee and you are sure to get some smiles." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020594SLTSb.jpg 020593SLTS "Tator Tots Are Awesome T-Shirt" "Tater tots ARE awesome! So show you love for the little potatoes with this brown cotton tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020593SLTSb.jpg 020592SLTS "Liger T-Shirt" "If you've seen Napolean Dynamite, then you know that a Liger is bred for its skills in magic. So wear the ""mythical"" creature proudly on this blue cotton tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020592SLTSb.jpg 020591SLTS "Dang T-Shirt" "Say it simple - DANG! - with this very cool orange tee. Cotton." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020591SLTSb.jpg 020590SLTS "Vote For Pedro Ringer T-Shirt" "Isn't Pedro your choice for President? If so, this is the shirt for you. This white cotton tee with black ringers features ""Vote For Pedro"" printed in red." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020590SLTSb.jpg 020589SLTS "Innuendo Company - Miso Horny T-Shirt" "Got a craving for soup? Well, here we have the Miso Horny Soup shirt from Innuendo Company on a 100% cotton tee. Get yours today and satisfy that hunger!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/020589SLTSb.jpg 020588SLTS "Innuendo Company - Ultimate Screw T-Shirt" "Hey everybody, it's The Ultimate Screw! Shown here, on this 100% cotton t-shirt from Innuendo Company. Their motto, ""The Best Screw You'll Ever Have"". So, bang it, screw it, nail it hard." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020588SLTSb.jpg 020587SLTS "Innuendo Company - Muffys T-Shirt" "From Innuendo Company comes Muffy's Pussy Grooming. And as the company has stated on this 100% cotton ringer tee, ""We Love Your Pussy! Because Nothing Feels Better Than A Clean Kitty!""" http://images.oldglory.com/product/020587SLTSb.jpg 020586SLTS "Innuendo Company - Klitty T-Shirt" "This funny tee comes to us from Innuendo Company. It features ""Klitty Litter, because nobody likes a smelly box."" They promise ""The new fresh scent will keep you and your pussy happy!"" 100% cotton." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020586SLTSb.jpg 020585SLTS "Innuendo Company - Master Bait T-Shirt" "Become a Master Baiter! Promote the school of Master Bait and learn the fine art. This hysterical tee comes to us from Innuendo Company. 100% cotton." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020585SLTSb.jpg 020584SLTS "Innuendo Company - Testys Oysters T-Shirt" "Mmm, Mmm, Mmmmm... It's Testy's Famous Rocky Mountain Oysters on this cotton t-shirt from Innuendo Company. And they quote ""You've never tasted testicle like this before""." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020584SLTSb.jpg 020583SLTS "Innuendo Company - Bangkok T-Shirt" """If you're stiff, come to us!"" So says this cotton tee from the Bangkok Massage Parlor. They ""Always Get a Happy Ending"". Great tee from Innuendo Company." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020583SLTSb.jpg 020582SLTS "Innuendo Company - Candy Cocks T-Shirt" "They're ""hard on the outside, creamy on the inside"". That's right, it's Candy Chocolate Cocks brought to you by Innuendo Company. ""It's not a joke, It's delicious""! 100% cotton." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020582SLTSb.jpg 020581SLTS "I Eat Boogers T-Shirt" "Some people think that they taste like, well let's just say everyone has their own interpetation. Wear your hobbies with pride on this lime green cotton tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020581SLTSb.jpg 020580PATS "GILF T-Shirt" "Maybe you should or maybe you shouldn't, but sometimes you just have to give into your urges. We love grandma! If you do too, show it with this white cotton tee with blue ringer. ""Gilf"" stands for ""Grandma I'd Like to Fuck."" http://images.oldglory.com/product/020580PATSb.jpg 020579PATS "Body Of Buddha T-Shirt" "Should you be worshipped? Is your body a temple? Show it off with this golden yellow tee. It reads ""I have the body of a god. Unfortunately, it's Buddha""." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020579PATSb.jpg 020578PATS "Work Interferes With Drinking T-Shirt" "What the heck do we need to work for? Work interferes with drinking. Wear it with pride on this white cotton tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020578PATSb.jpg 020577PATS "Morning Wood White/Green Ringer T-Shirt" "The birds are chirping, and the sun is rising. Something else is seems to be rising in the morning air. Let your friends know that pitching a tent's not just for camping - and is ""so much fun"". White cotton t-shirt with kelly green ringers." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020577PATSb.jpg 020576PATS "Tokin White Guy T-Shirt" "Every high school has their cliques. You have your jocks playing football, and the nerds running the A/V room, but the school system is not complete without this guy. Funny print on a grey cotton tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020576PATSb.jpg 020571PATS "Kiss My Blarney Stone T-Shirt" "Yep, that's a leprechaun mooning you on the front of this white cotton tee with green ringers. And next to him, ""Kiss My Blarney Stone"" in green print." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020571PATSb.jpg 020570PABD "Kiss Me I'm Irish Ladies T-Shirt" "Great for St. Paddy's Day, or any other day of the year that you want a kiss - even if you're not really Irish. Green print on a white cotton ladies tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020570PABDb.jpg 020569PATS "Kiss Me Im Irish T-Shirt" "Great for St. Paddy's Day, or any other day of the year that you want a kiss - even if you're not really Irish. White print on a kelly green cotton tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020569PATSb.jpg 020568PATS "Please Turn Me Over Puke T-Shirt" "If you've been drinking (way too much), this is the perfect shirt. The front reads ""Please turn me over so I don't drown in my own puke"". And the back reads ""Thank You"". Green cotton tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020568PATSb.jpg 020567PATS "Get Lucky With A Leprechaun T-Shirt" "Are you Irish? Or just one of those people who are Irish on occassion? Well, let the crowd know they can ""Get Lucky With A Leprechaun""! Funny tee printed in green on a black cotton shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020567PATSb.jpg 020566PATS "Designated Drunk T-Shirt" "Let everyone know that you're not driving anywhere! ""Designated Drunk"" is printed in bright yellow on the front of this kelly green tee. You WILL be noticed in this shirt - probably with a drink in your hand!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/020566PATSb.jpg 020565PABD "Drink Til Yer Irish Ladies T-Shirt" "Celebrate St. Patrick's Day year round! ""Drink Til Yer Irish"" is printed in white on this kelly green ladies tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020565PABDb.jpg 020564PATS "Drink Til Yer Irish T-Shirt" "Keep up the St. Patrick's Tradition year round! ""Drink 'Til Yer Irish"" is printed in kelly green on a white cotton tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020564PATSb.jpg 020552PABD "Cheap And Easy Ladies T-Shirt" "It may look innocent enough, but the words tell the real story. ""Cheap And Easy"" in sweet, flower and hearts print on a light yellow cotton ladies tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020552PABDb.jpg 020551GOTS "Danger To Society Boy T-Shirt" "Let people know you've received the help you need. Tell them ""I'm no longer a danger to society"", as printed on this olive green tee - which also features a boy in a tight jacket." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020551GOTSb.jpg 020550GOBD "Danger To Society Ladies T-Shirt" "This black ladies tee has a nice, soft stretchy feel. The print features a hip girl flanked by the words ""I am no longer a danger to society"". Young Ladies t-shirts are specialty cut to fit young women just right!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/020550GOBDb.jpg 020549PATS "Pro Stunt Cock T-Shirt" "This lime green cotton tee shows off your ""Professional Stunt Cock"" in orange print. There is no way you won't get noticed in this shirt!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/020549PATSb.jpg 020548PRTS "Retro State - Hitch Hike Ringer T-Shirt" "Remember back in the good old days, when you could hitch hike across America and not have to worry. We do and we want to help you relive those years. This shirt features a distressed print on a vintage cotton ringer to give it that ""I had this shirt since 1976"" feel." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020548PRTSb.jpg 020547PRTS "Retro State - Philly For Crack T-Shirt" "So you say you went down to the city of brotherly love for some sight-seeing. We know why you really went there. This shirt features a distressed print of the Liberty Bell, and the real reason people go to Philly. We decided to put it on a sky blue, 100% cotton t-shirt for those wanted a little fashion appeal." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020547PRTSb.jpg 020546PRTS "Retro State - Thank God Wyoming T-Shirt" "Did the election not go the way you planned? Well here is one of the states to thank. We try not to get too political, but sometimes you can't help it. This bright blue shirt is printed on a 100% cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020546PRTSb.jpg 020545PRTS "Retro State - Climax Minnesota T-Shirt" "People say Virgina is for lovers. We found a place that might have them beat. With a name like Climax, it makes you wonder what everyone is doing when there is twelve inches of snow. We decided to print this shirt on a bright yellow, 100% cotton t-shirt. This way no one can miss you in a crowd." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020545PRTSb.jpg 020544PRTS "Retro State - Lucky In Kentucky T-Shirt" "Everyone brags about the mile high club, but it takes a real person to step up and tell everyone about there small victories. This shirt features a high quality print on natural 100% cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020544PRTSb.jpg 020543PRTS "Retro State - Utah Ringer T-Shirt" "We printed this one up, so you can bring out your inner cowboy. You may live in the city, but deep down inside all you want to do is ride a horse. This shirt is printed on a thinner ringer t-shirt, to give it that retro appeal. It also features artwork that would make even the haters want to visit Utah." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020543PRTSb.jpg 020542PRTS "Retro State - Cummings Iowa T-Shirt" "Our crew tends to be dirty minded, so if we see something has some under-tone to it we jump at the opportunity. This shirt is printed on a 100% cotton t-shirt. It features a Lumber Jack just waiting for you to come visit his wonderful state." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020542PRTSb.jpg 020541PRTS "Retro State - Florida Wang T-Shirt" "With all the issues in Florida over the years, we had to poke some fun at it. Look at a map. You thought Florida resembled something else, we made you realize what it was. This shirt is printed on a 100% cotton t-shirt with vibrant colors so everyone will notice what kind of statement you are trying to make." http://images.oldglory.com/product/020541PRTSb.jpg 019571MITS "Hockey - Problem Is Obvious T-Shirt" "This ice hockey official has an obvious problem." http://images.oldglory.com/product/019571MITSb.jpg 019362SLTS "You Suck Big Time Vacuum T-Shirt" "This brown cotton tee shows a vacuum sucking up the words ""You Suck Big Time"". Yep, it really lets the sucky people know your feelings about them." http://images.oldglory.com/product/019362SLTSb.jpg 019361SLTS "Suck Itself Ringer T-Shirt" "This funny shirt reads ""It ain't gonna suck itself"" with a picture of a lollipop beneathe. But we think there might be a double meaning to this one... 100% cotton ringer tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/019361SLTSb.jpg 019360SLTS "Metal Sign T-Shirt" "This black cotton tee features the heavy metal hand sign. You've seen it before at concerts and whatnot, now wear it on your shirt and let everyone know you live by the rules of rock." http://images.oldglory.com/product/019360SLTSb.jpg 019268MITS "Hockey - Worst 10 Minutes - T-Shirt" """I Gave up Sex, Beer, and Hockey. And it was the Worst 10 Minutes of My Life.""" http://images.oldglory.com/product/019268MITSb.jpg 019267MITS "Hockey - 1 800 Eat Puck - T-Shirt" """If I am Not a Courteous Hockey Fan Please Let me Know: 1-800-EAT-PUCK""" http://images.oldglory.com/product/019267MITSb.jpg 018071SLTS "Blow Me Ringer T-Shirt" "Blow me - the horn that is (yeah, right)! Navy and white cotton ringer seems innocent but we all really can catch the insult." http://images.oldglory.com/product/018071SLTSb.jpg 017822SLTS "Pissed In Cornflakes T-Shirt" "Great, simple shirt that gets right to the point when it comes to those crabby people. ""Who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?"" is printed on a red cotton shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/017822SLTSb.jpg 017821SLTS "Please Hold My Beer T-Shirt" "This shirt may start out innocent enough, but keep reading... ""Please hold my beer while I f@%k your girlfriend."" Nice. Navy cotton shirt with white print." http://images.oldglory.com/product/017821SLTSb.jpg 017790SLTS "Naughty Girl T-Shirt" "This provocative shirt says ""You've been a naughty girl, go to my room!"" Have the ladies in your life been naughty lately? Great 100% cotton shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/017790SLTSb.jpg 017789GOTS "Bad Samaritan T-Shirt" "Bad Samaritan in black with horns on a red cotton t-shirt. A spoof on the do-gooders!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/017789GOTSb.jpg 017788SLTS "Save A Tree Eat A Beaver T-Shirt" "This environmentally friendly t-shirt is sure to score points with the tree huggin' crowd. Save a tree, eat a beaver! Navy cotton tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/017788SLTSb.jpg 017787SLTS "Inneundo Company - Willys T-Shirt" "It's Cap'n Willy's Sperm whale watching tours shirt from Innuendo Company. Their tag line - ""We get you closer to the blow hole!"" Blue cotton tee with white and yellow print." http://images.oldglory.com/product/017787SLTSb.jpg 017786SLTS "Innuendo Company - Stiffys T-Shirt" "Sturdy Stiffy's Tenting Co. shirt from Innuendo Company. Their motto is ""Pitch your tent with pride, You've got Sturdy Siffty's quality."" Yellow cotton shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/017786SLTSb.jpg 017785GOTS "Necrophilia T-Shirt" "Funny (and twisted) definition of Necrophilia: When someone has the uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one printed on a black cotton shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/017785GOTSb.jpg 017784SLTS "Pure White Trash Ringer T-Shirt" "Funny parody of a famous beer label on a white and blue cotton ringer." http://images.oldglory.com/product/017784SLTSb.jpg 017783SLTS "Woman Like Coffee Ringer T-Shirt" "I like my women like I like my coffee...ground up and in the freezer. How chilling! But hey, it is only a joke. Navy print on a white and navy cotton ringer tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/017783SLTSb.jpg 017782SLTS "Mustache Rides Ringer T-Shirt" "This classic carnival-style print states ""Mustache Rides - 5 cents"" (what a deal!) on this red and white cotton ringer." http://images.oldglory.com/product/017782SLTSb.jpg 017781SLTS "Innuendo Company - Fuk Mi Yay T-Shirt" "Never underestimate the power of the noodle at Fuk Mi Yay house of Noodles. Funny chinese print from Innuendo Company on a red and white cotton ringer. They also say ""Try our special sauce, Cream of Sum Yun Gi""." http://images.oldglory.com/product/017781SLTSb.jpg 017585SLTS "Mom Other Shirt - T-Shirt" "Your mom is wearing my other shirt. Brown and tan cotton ringer great for anyone who love ""Your mom"" jokes!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/017585SLTSb.jpg 017584SLTS "The Man The Legend T-Shirt" "The Man and The Legend in one package! And the arrows explain it all... Brown cotton shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/017584SLTSb.jpg 017583SLTS "Monkey In Your Bush - Ringer T-Shirt" "Black and white cotton ringer features a cute little monkey and says ""My monkey wants to hide in your bush"". Ooooh, that naughtly little monkey!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/017583SLTSb.jpg 017582SLTS "Save Your Breath Ringer T-Shirt" """Save your breath you""ll need it to blow up your date"". Funny insult on an orange and navy cotton ringer." http://images.oldglory.com/product/017582SLTSb.jpg 017581SLTS "Plants and Animals Die T-Shirt" "Yellow cotton shirt features a red and orange print of animals. And written beneathe: Plants and animals die to make room for your fat ass!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/017581SLTSb.jpg 017580SLTS "Buy A Vowel - Ringer T-Shirt" "Inspired by our favorite TV game show - This ringer asks Would you like to buy a vowel?" http://images.oldglory.com/product/017580SLTSb.jpg 017579SLTS "Innuendo Company - Papa Chubby T-Shirt" "Papa Chubby's Footlongs - We rise to the Occasion! Funny red and white cotton ringer from Innuendo Company. Also says ""Come meet Mr. Chubby in person on Fridays and Saturdays"". The address for Papa Chubby's: 69 Longwood Dr, Morehead, KY of course!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/017579SLTSb.jpg 017578SLTS "Droids - Ringer T-Shirt" "These aren't the droids you're looking for - move along now. Funny black and white cotton ringer." http://images.oldglory.com/product/017578SLTSb.jpg 017577SLTS "Innuendo Company - Super Nut T-Shirt" "Taste the Super Nut - Larger than regular nuts! Funny red cotton ringer from Innuendo Company. Lick em, bite em, swallow - Lighty salted!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/017577SLTSb.jpg 017576SLTS "Nice Tall Glass (Clean) - T-Shirt" "Happy little glass--read below....little letters with a BIG message! White graphic on a black cotton shirt. Don't let this cheery little glass fool you. ""How about a nice tall glass of shut the F#*% up!"" And yes, there are actually the symbols instead of the full ""F"" word. But if you want the ""F"" word in full print, see item # 005560." http://images.oldglory.com/product/017576SLTSb.jpg 017575SLTS "Innuendo Company - Big Harry T-Shirt" "Big Harry's Wrecking Ball Company - Professional ball swingers. Funny orange cotton shirt from Innuendo Company." http://images.oldglory.com/product/017575SLTSb.jpg 017574SLTS "Midgets and Porn More Info Upon Request T-Shirt" "My idea involves midgets an porn (I'll give you more information upon request). Kinky heather gray shirt with red print outlined in black." http://images.oldglory.com/product/017574SLTSb.jpg 017573SLTS "FU Sign Lanaguage - T-Shirt" "Heather gray and black ringer feature hands signing FU in sign language. Cotton." http://images.oldglory.com/product/017573SLTSb.jpg 017572SLTS "Nice Shoes II - T-Shirt" "A classic but twisted pick up line. The pretty red shoes highlight the line ""Nice shoes, wanna f#%*k?"" on this crisp, yellow, 100% cotton shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/017572SLTSb.jpg 017571PATS "Subliminal Fuck You - Ringer T-Shirt" "Green and white cotton ringer features a design on front. See if your friends can really spell out what this shirt says! Green print and ringers on white cotton." http://images.oldglory.com/product/017571PATSb.jpg 017570PATS "Subliminal Fuck You - Blur T-Shirt" "Spell it out without really spelling it out! Wear this and see just how many people REALLY read what's on your shirt!! Light blue cotton shirt with yellow print - great for summer!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/017570PATSb.jpg 017569GOTS "White Anarchy T-Shirt" "Sharp, white anarchy sign printed on a black, cotton tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/017569GOTSb.jpg 015851SLTS "Atkins Approved T-Shirt" "Hey guys, worried the ladies are on the Atkins diet? Let them know just how ""Atkins Approved"" you are, the arrow tells it all! Black cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/015851SLTSb.jpg 015850SLTS "Tasty Animals T-Shirt" "PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals. This statement is bold and brash on a black, cotton tee. Perfect for anyone who is sick of PETA telling you not to eat animals." http://images.oldglory.com/product/015850SLTSb.jpg 015849SLTS "Heavily Medicated T-Shirt" "Heavily Medicated for your safety... Let everybody know that you're no danger to them! Red, cotton tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/015849SLTSb.jpg 015848SLTS "Perverted Chicken T-Shirt" "Kinky is using a Feather, Perverted is using the WHOLE CHICKEN. Oh yes, it is! This funny statement is printed in white and yellow on a kelly green, cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/015848SLTSb.jpg 015847SLTS "Choking Hazard T-Shirt" "If it's dangerous, you definately need a warning. This one is perfect for the guys! It says ""WARNING CHOKING HAZARD"" with a bright yellow arrow pointing down. Black cotton." http://images.oldglory.com/product/015847SLTSb.jpg 015846SLTS "I'm Not A Slut Ladies T-Shirt" "Ladies, tell it like it is! ""I'm not a SLUT I'm just popular"". People need to know the truth! Very funny, white cotton women's tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/015846SLTSb.jpg 015845SLTS "Mark My Underwear Ringer T-Shirt" "Calling all slackers... this may be the perfect shirt for you! Says ""The only mark I made in life is in my underwear"". Is it true for you. Well, it IS funny! Tan and brown cotton ringer tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/015845SLTSb.jpg 015844PATS "Tested On Animals T-Shirt" "This one is not for the animal activists! It says, in blood red, ""This shirt has been tested on animals"". Green cotton tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/015844PATSb.jpg 015843PATS "Town Drunk T-Shirt" "Very funny shirt... Tell everyone who you are... the ""Town Drunk"" (even if you're not, this one will get some great laughs!) Black cotton." http://images.oldglory.com/product/015843PATSb.jpg 015842SLTS "Lied About The Job T-Shirt" "I lied to get this job they lied about the job... WE'RE EVEN. A perfect sentiment for any person living the lie! Grey, cotton tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/015842SLTSb.jpg 015841SLTS "People Like You 2 T-Shirt" "So true yet so funny... ""People like you are the reason people like me need medication."" Red lettering on a navy, cotton tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/015841SLTSb.jpg 015840SLTS "Nude Scenes T-Shirt" "I Do All My Own NUDE SCENES... displayed in yellow lettering on this bright green shirt. Tell 'em that you're not shy, and good!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/015840SLTSb.jpg 015839SLTS "Ray Of Sunshine (Clean) T-Shirt" "Cheerful little sun with a great message ""I'm Just One Big, F#%king Ray Of Sunshine Aren't I?"" on a white, cotton tee. For the explicit version (you know, the one that actually has the ""F"" word spelled out instead of in symbols), see item # 001715." http://images.oldglory.com/product/015839SLTSb.jpg 015590SLTS "Real Men T-Shirt" "Yep, this one is pretty blunt, which makes it pretty funny. ""Real men eat pussy"" is printed in white on a black cotton tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/015590SLTSb.jpg 015589SLTS "Save A Virgin - Womens T-Shirt" "This ladies t shirt in black cotton states ""Save a virgin. Do me instead!"" Let your inner nympho come through!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/015589SLTSb.jpg 015535SLTS "Hummer - Womens T-Shirt" "Ladies, this funny one is for you! Get the guys all revved up with this black, cotton women's tee that says ""HUMMERS, Licensed Dealer of Authentic Hummers"". Hey, it's only a shirt - but you'll leave the guys drooling in anticipation." http://images.oldglory.com/product/015535SLTSb.jpg 015534SLTS "Slunt - Womens T-Shirt" "Hey ladies, don't let anyone call you what your not... wear this white cotton fitted tee and let them know what you really are..." http://images.oldglory.com/product/015534SLTSb.jpg 015125MITS "CT Chopper Club - Emblem T-Shirt" "Very cool emblem from the Connecticut Chopper Club printed on a black, cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/015125MITSb.jpg 015122MITS "CT Chopper Club - Spade T-Shirt" "Connecticut Chopper Club tee featuring a metal style spade with the CCC logo in the center and the slogan ""Ride With Emotion"" flanking it. Black cotton." http://images.oldglory.com/product/015122MITSb.jpg 015121MIBD "Dont Talk, Buy Beer Ladies Fitted T-Shirt" "This black cotton ladies t-shirt says ""Don't talk to me, just buy me a fuckin beer"". Yep, this one will definately let the guys know your agenda, but hey, don't they always keep coming back for more? This tee is cut short for midriff-baring style, and sized to fit snugly." http://images.oldglory.com/product/015121MIBDb.jpg 015117MITS "Neverland Boys Club T-Shirt" "A funny take on the Michael Jackson Neverland Ranch. This one is for the Neverland Boys Club printed on a grey cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/015117MITSb.jpg 015116MIBD "Admit It Ladies Fitted T-Shirt" "The cute and curvy black cotton ladies t-shirt states in small orange letters: ""Admit it, you'd go to jail for this""." http://images.oldglory.com/product/015116MIBDb.jpg 015107MITS "We Todd Ed T-Shirt" "This one you have to read fast - and if you do, you're sure to get a kick out of it! ""i am sofa king we todd ed"" is printed in white on this black cotton tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/015107MITSb.jpg 015106MITS "Hockey - Anothers Mans Stick T-Shirt" "This funny black cotton t-shirt states ""Hockey: The only time touching another man's stick is not gay"" in white print." http://images.oldglory.com/product/015106MITSb.jpg 015104MITS "Von Douche T-Shirt - Red" "Very funny parody of the famous clothing line printed on a red cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/015104MITSb.jpg 015103MITS "Von Douche Green T-Shirt" "Very funny parody shirt of the famous clothing line printed on a kelly green cotton tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/015103MITSb.jpg 015101MIBD "Ready To Score Babydoll T-Shirt" "Ladies, let them know the truth. ""Ready to score"" is printed in black letters on the front of this heather babydoll t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/015101MIBDb.jpg 014725MITS "Michael Jackson - Humor T-Shirt" "Twisted humor printed in white on a black cotton shirt. Yes, it is another Michael Jackson joke. ""What's black and comes in little white cans? Michael Jackson""." http://images.oldglory.com/product/014725MITSb.jpg 014724MITS "Michael Jackson - Neverland T-Shirt" "Spoof on Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch in a kind of sick, twisted way. ""I was Butt-Fucked at NEVERLAND RANCH and all I got was this Lousy T-shirt!"" is printed on this grey cotton tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/014724MITSb.jpg 013993PATS "Midnight Pleasures Long Sleeve" "Retro art in black and white on a white cotton tee. 9 out of 10 women prefer Midnight Pleasures Sex Kit." http://images.oldglory.com/product/013993PATSb.jpg 012752PRTS "Sleazy T-Shirt" "Very funny parody of that famous mattress company on an ash gray tee. ""We can't wait to get you in bed!""." http://images.oldglory.com/product/012752PRTSb.jpg 012117PATS "Its 4:20 T-Shirt" "Bright white cotton tee with ""4:20 bong"" on the front. It reads ""It's 4:20 do you know where your bong is?""" http://images.oldglory.com/product/012117PATSb.jpg 012116SLTS "My Girlfriend Is A Bitch T-Shirt" "This one says it all! Black cotton tee with a ""warm and fuzzy"" sentiment on the front - but watch out where you wear this one... well, unless she freely admits she is a bitch!" http://images.oldglory.com/product/012116SLTSb.jpg 012083SLTS "My Teacher Said... T-Shirt" "This funny shirt reads ""My teacher said I could become anything, so I became an asshole"". Maybe you took the teacher's words a little too literally! Black cotton tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/012083SLTSb.jpg 012082PATS "Midnight Pleasures T-Shirt" "Retro art in black and white on a white cotton tee. 9 out of 10 women prefer Midnight Pleasures Sex Kit." http://images.oldglory.com/product/012082PATSb.jpg 012081PATS "Alcohol T-Shirt" "Hilarious retro spoof! ""Alcohol - it's cheaper than therapy!"" (for sure!). White cotton tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/012081PATSb.jpg 012080PATS "Crystal Meth T-Shirt" "Retro-styled artwork on this very funny, white cotton tee. Crystal Meth - helping keep you awake since 1980! Black print on a white cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/012080PATSb.jpg 012079PATS "Crack Whore T-Shirt" "Very funny tee! Show your friends and family your true occupation! Navy tee with yellow lettering." http://images.oldglory.com/product/012079PATSb.jpg 012078PATS "Snatch T-Shirt" "Very funny parody of everyone's favorite fruit drink. Navy cotton tee with the ""Snatch"" logo on the front." http://images.oldglory.com/product/012078PATSb.jpg 012077PATS "Stop Staring At Me - T-Shirt" "A little paranoid?! Very funny tee with an anxiety-ridden fella on the front of a crisp, white cotton shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/012077PATSb.jpg 012076PATS "Never Trust A Priest T-Shirt" "Very timely - could it be a social commentary? Never trust a priest with a hard-on features a funny father on the front of a black cotton tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/012076PATSb.jpg 012075PATS "Whiskey T-Shirt" "Cool retro styled artwork on the front of a white cotton tee. Shades of black and gray highlight the driver who claims that Whiskey has been ""making driving more exciting since 1903""." http://images.oldglory.com/product/012075PATSb.jpg 012074PATS "Bitch T-Shirt" "Short and sweet - this black cotton tee says it all. Life is a bitch, she is a bitch, I am a bitch - whatever way you slice it, it's a bitch." http://images.oldglory.com/product/012074PATSb.jpg 011364PRTS "Nipples 'N Tits - T-Shirt" "Parody of the food that drives dogs wild, this shirt is for humans only! Black cotton tee with very funny slogan..." http://images.oldglory.com/product/011364PRTSb.jpg 011363PATS "Sweet Lil' Ho T-Shirt" "Parody of that little pink sugar packet on every table, this is one ""package"" you wouldn't mind on YOUR table! Navy cotton tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/011363PATSb.jpg 010873MITS "Paint Chips T-Shirt" "Chowing down on lead paint can work up a thirst and lower your IQ. ""Paint chips make me thirsty"" in white lettering on this black cotton tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/010873MITSb.jpg 010872PATS "Nosey Little Fucker T-Shirt" "A small chest print designed to get people to look and then razz them. Orange cotton tee for those who'd like to get some attention." http://images.oldglory.com/product/010872PATSb.jpg 010784PATS "Cant Say Anthing Nice T-Shirt" "Very funny cotton t-shirt in a bright blue with rather harsh message in white... ""If you can't say anything nice... then go fuck yourself""." http://images.oldglory.com/product/010784PATSb.jpg 010781MITS "Tommy Hillbilly T-Shirt" "This new design features the Confederate flag and parodies the famous clothing line. Light ash gray with true Tommy colors." http://images.oldglory.com/product/010781MITSb.jpg 010776PATS "Show Me Your Tits T-Shirt" "Bright red cotton shirt with a white ""message"" across the breast. Show Me Your Tits plain and simple, wear this one the next time you hit the clubs..." http://images.oldglory.com/product/010776PATSb.jpg 010770MITS "Wanted Dead T-Shirt" "The most wanted man in the world - Osama Bin Laden, is in the crosshairs on this black, cotton shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/010770MITSb.jpg 010769MITS "I Am The Person T-Shirt" "A statement, for sure! ""I am the person your parents warned you about"" on a blue cotton tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/010769MITSb.jpg 010768MITS "Fuck Terrorism T-Shirt" "Every single person can relate to this shirt. ""Fuck Terrorism"" -- what a true statement! Black cotton tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/010768MITSb.jpg 010767MITS "Smile I Just T-Shirt" "This shirt says it all - wear it with caution around your girlfriend's parents. ""Smile, I just slept with your daughter"" printed with a cute smiley face on a navy cotton t-shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/010767MITSb.jpg 010766PRTS "I See Drunk People T-Shirt" "Cool bar-humor parody of the classic line from the Sixth Sense. Black cotton tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/010766PRTSb.jpg 010765PATS "Fuck You Smiley Face T-Shirt" "The cute happy face with the words ""Fuck You: printed below it will have you saying, ""smile when you say that"". Bright red cotton tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/010765PATSb.jpg 010764PATS "Kicked Out Of Scouts T-Shirt" "This very funny shirt has a pretty obvious double-meaning. ""I got kicked out of scouts for eating a brownie"". White lettering on a navy cotton tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/010764PATSb.jpg 010763MITS "Bad Things T-Shirt" """I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people"" in white and red print on a black cotton tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/010763MITSb.jpg 010762MITS "Dropped On Your Head - T-Shirt" "Haven't you wanted to ask this question to some clueless idiot? ""Were you dropped on your head as a child?"" Navy cotton tee with white lettering." http://images.oldglory.com/product/010762MITSb.jpg 010761MITS "Droids T-Shirt" "Cool tech style logo of a classic saying. On the front ""These Aren't The Droids you're looking for..."" - on the back ""... Move Along"". Blue cotton tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/010761MITSb.jpg 010760MITS "Point Of View T-Shirt" """I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass."" Quite the sentiment on a bright red cotton tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/010760MITSb.jpg 010759PATS "Violate Parole T-Shirt" "This bloody dripping slogan will serve as a warning to others - ""Don't make me violate my parole"". Black cotton tee." http://images.oldglory.com/product/010759PATSb.jpg 010758PATS "Rather Be Getting Laid - T-Shirt" "Wouldn't everyone? Let everyone know how you really feel! Navy cotton tee with white lettering." http://images.oldglory.com/product/010758PATSb.jpg 010463MITS "Iron Cross T-Shirt" "Iron Cross tee is plain and simple - silver cross on a black cotton shirt for those is think less is more." http://images.oldglory.com/product/010463MITSb.jpg 010028GOTS "Flaming Anarchy T-Shirt" "Anarchy is in flames! This hot shirt with the cool image is on black cotton. The symbol has stylized flames in the background - an amazing shirt." http://images.oldglory.com/product/010028GOTSb.jpg 00999